2-pound concrete garden gnome as a deadly weapon (news)

[Bradster]

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/tribunereview/news/westmoreland/s_583930.html

[Ellette]

Beware the gnomes. Beware!!!!

[keyclone]

i thought only the dwarves had stoneskin, not the gnomes.

hmph...

[aNiMaL]

Usually Gnomes get pissed when you throw with 'm,
didn't he get in some victim-program to deal with the psychological damage this did?

[Anozireth]

The gnome, about a foot tall, wore a hat, a blue shirt over a bulging stomach and a wide grin as it sat on a table in open court throughout the two-day trial. Morrison and the weapon were separated by about 2 feet of table, with the gnome facing the defendant. Hilarious!