You can add the glyph config file to virtual files and personally kill all of the launchers and maybe your game will work. It worked for mirai, I had some slot problems even after it appeared to be working correctly (with my dxnothing windows and with my slot hotkeys).

Or you can simply go into the Rift/Glyph folder and rename GlyphDownloader.exe

I chose "ThisWasGlyphDownloader.exe". Now you can keep your hair and I can keep the little I didn't tear out last night.