How To Raid Anything

[Littleburst]

Every once in a while I find myself sharing dialogue between my own toons in my head when they break one of these rules.

Tank: "stupid ass mage at least let me get TO the boss before you attack"
Mage1: "not my fault our keys are bound together l2 avenger's shield while running in"
Tank: "You should stand farther back this boss cleaves"
Mage1: "The heals are macro'd might as well make use of em"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*tank moves boss away*
Tank: "speaking of mages, why isn't mage2 casting"
Mage3: "He's been running into the wall over there this whole fight"
Mage2: "Sorry, my interact with target glitched again"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*I press IWT to move my idiot mage back to the boss*
*boss cleaves everyone*
*mage1 dies*
*mage3 dies*
Mage2: "HAHA, now who's doin the dps"
Priest: "stupid mages"

lol'd!

[Dorffo]

Every once in a while I find myself sharing dialogue between my own toons in my head when they break one of these rules.

Tank: "stupid ass mage at least let me get TO the boss before you attack"
Mage1: "not my fault our keys are bound together l2 avenger's shield while running in"
Tank: "You should stand farther back this boss cleaves"
Mage1: "The heals are macro'd might as well make use of em"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*tank moves boss away*
Tank: "speaking of mages, why isn't mage2 casting"
Mage3: "He's been running into the wall over there this whole fight"
Mage2: "Sorry, my interact with target glitched again"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*I press IWT to move my idiot mage back to the boss*
*boss cleaves everyone*
*mage1 dies*
*mage3 dies*
Mage2: "HAHA, now who's doin the dps"
Priest: "stupid mages"

+1 for you sir!

I had a wonderful moment in oculus this morning where a toon started running off towards the edge ... obviously trying to off itself before I put it through anymore re-macro torture, so I swapped to that window and mashed my "follow main" key .... only to remember moments too late that I've just switched everything to FTL so "follow main" translated into "follow me off the edge, its a fun fall guys!"

[Mercurio]

+1 for you sir!

I had a wonderful moment in oculus this morning where a toon started running off towards the edge ... obviously trying to off itself before I put it through anymore re-macro torture, so I swapped to that window and mashed my "follow main" key .... only to remember moments too late that I've just switched everything to FTL so "follow main" translated into "follow me off the edge, its a fun fall guys!"

LOL, I guess I feel better about being lazy and never setting up FTL.

It doesnt' stand for " For The Lose ", does it?

[Aenar]

a toon started running off towards the edge ... obviously trying to off itself

Anyone else have a problem with one character always being the black sheep? I mount up and fly away, and find "D" didn't finish mounting and ran trying to catch up (into a pack of mobs). Or running thru a city/tower and all the toons make it around corners except "D" gets stuck humping a wall. Or in Icecrown landing on the moving ship for dailies and find that "D" was the only one to miss the platform (after I dismount)... SPLAT. `tard.

[Siaea]

Or in Icecrown landing on the moving ship for dailies and find that "D" was the only one to miss the platform (after I dismount)... SPLAT. `tard.

Oof, I've had that happen more than I want to count.

Raid Warning: "Seiae: Follow Broken!"
Raid Warning: "Seiae: Low Health!"

Seiae has died.

Me: "WTF is this?..oh, she's 5000 feet below me..."

[Ualaa]

Good stuff, Genocyde.
Thanks for sharing that.

[ebony]

Every once in a while I find myself sharing dialogue between my own toons in my head when they break one of these rules.

Tank: "stupid ass mage at least let me get TO the boss before you attack"
Mage1: "not my fault our keys are bound together l2 avenger's shield while running in"
Tank: "You should stand farther back this boss cleaves"
Mage1: "The heals are macro'd might as well make use of em"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*tank moves boss away*
Tank: "speaking of mages, why isn't mage2 casting"
Mage3: "He's been running into the wall over there this whole fight"
Mage2: "Sorry, my interact with target glitched again"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*I press IWT to move my idiot mage back to the boss*
*boss cleaves everyone*
*mage1 dies*
*mage3 dies*
Mage2: "HAHA, now who's doin the dps"
Priest: "stupid mages"

OMG i do this all the time i had a guilde with me the other day in naxx (weeky) and was talking to my salf in raid chat when i wiped becouse the hunter MD to the Healer :S


Love the guide, the guildis into tankspot ways by the book we fail a lot maybe i sould post to them.

[lightstriker]

Every once in a while I find myself sharing dialogue between my own toons in my head when they break one of these rules.

Tank: "stupid ass mage at least let me get TO the boss before you attack"
Mage1: "not my fault our keys are bound together l2 avenger's shield while running in"
Tank: "You should stand farther back this boss cleaves"
Mage1: "The heals are macro'd might as well make use of em"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*tank moves boss away*
Tank: "speaking of mages, why isn't mage2 casting"
Mage3: "He's been running into the wall over there this whole fight"
Mage2: "Sorry, my interact with target glitched again"
Priest: "stupid mages"
*I press IWT to move my idiot mage back to the boss*
*boss cleaves everyone*
*mage1 dies*
*mage3 dies*
Mage2: "HAHA, now who's doin the dps"
Priest: "stupid mages"

LOL, so I am not the only one developing multiple personalities disorder. I seriously had to suppress these dialogs after the first month of 5 boxing. They still havent totally go away.

[zenga]

Think this one deserves another bump. Too good to let this post become history.

[Norrin]

Thanks for bumping that. Too funny.